A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of
their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must
be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in
peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break.
Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our
good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and
then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put
the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."